GATO LOCO
I had a cat once... A calico... which meant the cat was a female... her name was spaz... I got her for my ex-girlfriend as a birthday present. Unfortunatly about a week later she broke up with me and I was left with Spaz. Everything was alright until the cat went insane... one day it would be so cute and nice... the next day it was like my own personal hell. To start it off... I HAVE SCARS ALL OVER MY ARMS FROM THIS DEMON. And after a few months of that the cat decided it would be funny to urinate on my bed... ( which the cat did purposely... how do I know ? simple... the cat had to walk by and EMPTY LITTER BOX to get to my bed). I loved that cat for a while... then it turned on me... got rid of her though... she has a good home..... ahhh.... memories... why couldn't I have a normal cat that wouldn't go insane on me.
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Pat Dunn's prostitution prices.
One Night Stand: 5 dollars makes breakfast next morning for extra .75
1 week relationship: 10 dollars does not include paying for meals and dates.
1 month relationship: 600 dollars he will just sleep for a month and collect check.
1 year relationship: 1,000,000,000,000 dollars he doesnt do these..
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Sleep Deprevation
6/17/01 10:00am woke up.... i didnt go back to sleep until 12:00am on 6/21/01 if you do the math thats 62 hours... i dont know how or why this happened but i must say i was surprised when i wasnt tired... i cant figure it out... it is worse than the meaning of life question... " why wasnt i tired after 62 hours" but i had to make myself sleep because i actually forgot what sleep was like and i missed my bed... GRAND TOTAL.... POSSIBLE WORLD RECORD.... IN ONE WEEK I SLEPT 14 HOURS without anykind of stimulant.
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Random Thought: Satanslick keeps trying to talk to me in unintelligable phrases.... he is quite the piece of democraticness..