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| One Day at School
It was an ordinary day at my High School..... me and my friends were playing hacky sack.... then some random asshole came up and kicked it as hard as he could... it sailed through the air and landed on top of our school cafeteria.... it stayed up there ...about 45 feet above ground..... i decided that i would get it down that minute.... i ran inside... went right past Mrs. Lesica (she always yells at kids) and got to the second story windows.... i looked around and went for it... i climbed out the window and ran across the roof.... about 20 feet of running i saw i had to get higher... so i climbed up about 6 feet on top of the cafeteria... from up here i got the hackey sack... and saw my friend... i yelled to him and threw it down.... i got back down on to the lower roof and started to head towards the main doors to jump down.... then i heard my name... i turned around and the assistant principal was watching me the whole time..... she told me not to jump.... so i yelled.... IM GONNA DO IT!!!.... she freaked out and when i finally came inside... i got into no trouble because she thought i was suicidal. THE DAY A TEACHER THREATENED ME. Mrs. Lesica is a BITCH she has nothing better to do that push old rules that arent used anymore.... I told her one day that i thought she should be fired and then she looked at me and said " If you say one word to me, One more word, Youll be sorrow" I immediatly responded with " oh... i know you did not just threaten me.. " then I she walked away and i went to the office to say something.... she got to me and told me how i was harassing her (by speaking my mind and voiceing my opinion on here job) i pointed that out and she left me alone... later that day she called my name I IMMEDIATLY YELLED " LEAVE ME ALONE, I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN!!" Since then she hasnt said a word or gotten me in trouble at all. |
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 THERE IS NEVER ANYTHING TO DO IN THIS SHITHOLE TOWN... IT IS THE SHITTIEST SHITHOLE TOWN OF ALL THE SHITHOLES IN THIS SHITTY WORLD -NATE VAN SON |
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| Nights at Red Hook.... Me and Brafford..
Let me first tell you about Brafford... this kid was like my brother... he was always around and we held the same opinions... my mom actually adopted him... Well at night in Red Hook there is not much to do so we usually cause trouble to keep from being bored. This night in particular me and Brafford had planned something.... we decided that we werent going to do anything too extreme.... that plan failed and we ended up getting him to run around a moving cop car screaming about bugs under his skin.... the cop slammed on his brakes and got out yelling at Brafford... this is when i came over gave him a white tictac and told the cop he forgot to take his medication... This is the same cop that whenever one of us gets in trouble he has to rub it in......... DAMN YOU OFFICER BRAD MOORE DAMN YOU TO HELL............. SUPERKOP!!!!!!!! Another Night With Me and Brafford..... That same cop... Brad Moore... has hounded us for too long... we decided to strike back... i would fake an epileptic siezure and Brafford would try to pick my pockets while this was all happening... It didnt work ... asshole didnt even stop and Brafford took my wallet. |
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THE BEAUTY OF THE BARTER SYSTEM I haven't really had to pay for anything in a while.. I just know so many people in Red Hook that I can get almost anything for free.... It's not that bad usually I trade cigarettes for things... my best trade was 4 cigarettes for a green trenchcoat... And I traded dunkin donuts munchkins, which I got for free, to this kid for a pack of cigarettes... lets just say he was stoned. |
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| Nate and the Voices Nate has this thing for making people think hes insane.... he is constantly telling somebody (MATT FOWLER) to get out of his head and then threaten him if he doesnt.... but lately he has been yelling at "sky gremlins" he would just look up and yell something like "LEAVE ME ALONE IM WITH MY FRIENDS!" or maybe "GO THE FUCK AWAY..WHY WONT YOU JUST LEAVE!" and people would just look at him like he was crazy... the best part is when i go along with it and say... "nate who are you talking to?" and he would just respond with the "sky Gremlins" then would yell " NO I WILL NOT KILL JODY!" that usually makes people wonder about Nate.... | ||
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IT'S 3:49 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR SON IS? Yes unfortunatly as a child I too have had legal charges... mine were Breaking and entering and Petit larceny.. fortunatly I was only given probation... the story is as follows........ Me and my friend, who has moved to Tennasee now, were really fucked up one night and bored.. so we decided to go to this kids house to steal things... I know it was a stupid idea... but we went in and he stole some fireworks and an arrow... I basically went with him to not be bored... On the way back my friend decided to see if he could find a car to take stuff from too... he found one and stole a cellular phone... then this moron decided to call our friend on the phone... DID THIS KID NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT HE WAS DOING... that is how we got caught... about 2 months later that is... I had to serve 60 days probation and pay restitution of I was only 15 that is why I had no imprisonment... but my friend (16) was not so lucky... he was in the Columbia county Jail for one week... |
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