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Best Movie i have EVER seen!
"The Lair of the White Worm" its a cheesy b-horror movie with Hugh Grant. You don't find out what the movie is about until about 10 minutes from the end. Its just so great... it has absolutely no acting talent or decent storyline... at one point they guess that a skull they found is from a PREHISTORIC GIANT WHITE WORM. How they came to this assumption I will never know and neither will you. I recommend watching this movie if you are up for a ton of laughs and glib remarks. At one point in movie a Glass-eyed-Volkswagon-Beetle-Driving_Cop/vampire/snake person that looks like Benny hill in a taxi drivers hat is mezmerized by a Scottish man playing the bagpipes. Its just so stupid its funny..... I LOVE THIS MOVIE ....... favorite movie quote:

HUGH GRANT: well... could this skull be from a GIANT PREHISTORIC WORM ?
SCOTTISH GUY: well... its possible.

its so funny watching this movie... i saw it on the SUNDANCE CHANNEL.... look for it ........ "LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM"

Jessica Dittrich
I care for you so much Jessica.... You are My Shadow and I always want you to be My Shadow.. forever. I care so much for you... I always want you by my side. I love you. (picture of beauty above)

Slang vs. Olde English
Chortle should be used more often... although it is a horrible word it is only thought to be this because its meaning has been lost in underusage.. Slang has caused this.. slang is evil... slang destroys meaning and the purity that was the english language.. Olde english had so much more romance involved in it than any amount of slang.. Anyone who uses slang should take a moment to think about what they are really saying.

Slang Vs. Olde English
round 1
slang: Yo wud up G ?*
olde english: How now Good sir/ Fair Maiden ?
winner:olde english *note: slang sentance only had one real word "up"

round 2
slang: damn yousa fine woman!
Olde English: By the Gods thou art as beautiful as Aphrodite !
winner: again.... olde english

round 3
slang: Yo U better back up for you get smoked
Olde English: Stay thy hand or you shall taste my blade
winner: olde english (noticing a trend here.)

MORE ROUNDS TO COME

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Random Thought: I have become death, Destroyer of worlds.